I saw Gary Sinise walking out of a cheap New York hotel. He looked ridiculous, wearing a shabby coat and eating a carrot. I don't know who he thought he was fooling. Just because it was a cheap New York hotel didn't make it hard to believe it was Gary Sinise walking out of it.
Sometimes you'll see celebrities running around New York incognito, as if a shabby coat and a carrot were such a fabulous disguise.
No, you didn't fool me, Gary Sinise, walking out of that cheap New York Hotel. Not for a second.
